Hi, I'm Boo. I'm 23 years old, living in PA,
and I'm a hockey genius. It's a gift and a curse.
If I can't protect the penguins, you can be
damn well sure I'll avenge them.
RIP my happiness, hockey killed you. You'll be missed.
I really appreciate your face, Brendan Smith
Jonathan Toews and his assets in the off-season [X]
#look this is appallingly hot but i’ve made my peace with that
Derick Brassard reppin the New York Yankees.
Gabriel goofing around ft. a Segway [x]
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
tech savvy Steven, at your service
I haven’t posted about Mickey for a while, so I thought I’d give an update~
He’s doing really really well. His hobbies are playing with the other animals, eating lots of kitten food (and everyone else’s food tbh), and biting my feet while I try to do yoga. He’s growing really big! He’s almost the size of our smaller chihuahua already. We’ve decided he’s probably a Maine Coon mix. My brother saw his mother around where he works (where he found Mickey), and he said she’s enormous, so we better be nice to Mickey cause he’s gonna grow into a big black panther :o
his favourite toy: a craft pom pom from my mum’s school bag